Everything is wrong with me
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
nothing much like...
...watching four hours of A&E/Discovery/National Geographic, drinking two bottles of wine, then realizing it’s 12:53am, and then galloping like an overweight, tranquilized gazelle through the deserted streets of Chinatown to get to the McDonald’s before it closes at 1 to get a Big Mac and a vanilla shake.

God I love myself.

At least until I start getting the runs and stomach cramps.

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