Thursday, September 08, 2005
Please accept my apologies for the lack of posting lately. I've been busy and doing secret things behind your back. The good news is that I will have a life-changing, earth-shattering announcement coming for you all in about a week or two, an announcement that pretty much guarantees that I'll be dead in under six months (and if I don't get laid because of this, I swear that I will throw a giant party and invite all of you, so you can watch me cleave off my own penis with a spoon).
So just bear with me for a little longer, and I promise everything will be better very soon. For me, at least. I'm not sure if things will be better for you. That's not really my concern so much.