Everything is wrong with me
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Please accept my apologies for the lack of posting lately. I've been busy and doing secret things behind your back. The good news is that I will have a life-changing, earth-shattering announcement coming for you all in about a week or two, an announcement that pretty much guarantees that I'll be dead in under six months (and if I don't get laid because of this, I swear that I will throw a giant party and invite all of you, so you can watch me cleave off my own penis with a spoon).

So just bear with me for a little longer, and I promise everything will be better very soon. For me, at least. I'm not sure if things will be better for you. That's not really my concern so much.

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