Everything is wrong with me
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
 
sick
I am out sick today, so I got nothing for you, unless you are interested in vomit and the runs.

Well, I have this (safe for work, but volume needed). If this doesn’t either make your day or change your life, you are a robot.

Seriously, how much do you think it would cost to get Mr. T to come to your birthday party? I’d say $2,000, not including airfare and accommodations, so at most you’re looking at like $3,000. Get 100 people to throw in $30 a piece and viola – you have Mr. T at your birthday party.

Remember, my birthday is July 17. You have been warned.

(Thanks to my buddy Dan for the link)



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