Everything is wrong with me
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
 
kinda like me...
but I'm not that short. Also, depending on how fucked up I was, either my penis would be exposed or I'd be carrying a torch and threatening to set cars in the parking lot on fire and accusing the bouncers of taking my virginity.

And any good internet celebrity-type knows it's about unique visitors, not page views. Dumbass.

(sent by Andrew at dockgoose.blogspot.com)



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