Everything is wrong with me
Thursday, December 02, 2004
I just read it over, and how creepy do I sound asking for a little black kid for a photo shoot? Good lord. And I'm actually serious about it too. I can't divulge my reasons right now, but I promise you that it's 100% non-creepy. Promise.

But wow - I feel like I need to take a shower after that. My goodness.

(Translation: stop sending emails saying "Ew, gross" and the like. Instead, send emails saying, "I bet your penis is much bigger than you make it out to be" or "Hey, check out how big my boobs are!" Thank you.)

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