Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Please vote today. Please, for the love of god - vote today. I don't want to get all serious on you like before, but just vote. Seriously. There's no excuse not to. This is very, very important. To find your polling place, go to www.mypollingplace.com.
I'll write more later, but seriously - don't fuck me on this. Vote. Or I will light your house on fire.
And if you really want to be my friend, you'll vote for John Kerry. If you vote for (I can barely write this) George W. Bush, we can still be friends, but we're definitely not going to sleep together.
Well, I'd probably still sleep with you. But I'd make sure to do an especially terrible job of it.
[Also, I love Hunter Thompson]