Everything is wrong with me
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
This is a pretty interesting article, and by "interesting" I mean, "Holy fucking shit."

My favorite line: "This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."

Um, dude, I'm pretty sure it does mean that. Because, you know, they're dead. And even if they're together in the after life, I'm pretty sure she'd break up with him in heaven (or wherever), because, you know, he shot and killed her and all. I could see her forgiving him for lying, or cheating, but my limited experience with women has taught me that they're going to be really pissed at you if you shoot and kill them.

Just an FYI.

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