Everything is wrong with me
Thursday, September 02, 2004
 
2 Kobe Jokes For The Price of 1!
[These jokes only work if you picture Norm Macdonald delivering them on the old "Saturday Night Live" Weekend Update]

The judge in the Kobe Bryant case has dropped a felony sexual assault charge brought against Bryant, after the prosecutors in the case filed a motion for dismissal. [Turning aside and speaking into little tape recorder] Note to self: book ticket to Eagle, Colorado immediately, since rape is now legal.

OR

The judge in the Kobe Bryant case has dropped a felony sexual assault charge brought against Bryant, after the prosecutors in the case filed a motion for dismissal. When reached for comment, Bryant said, "This is awesome. I raped that woman and completely got away with it. Nice."

[I mean, can someone give me a job as a comedy writer already? That shit is gold, baby - gold!]



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