Friday, July 16, 2004
oh my goodness
I just threw up everywhere after reading this.
Maybe it's just a really ugly kid. When I was born, the doctors thought my mom had given birth to a giant ham, and I turned out just fine.
Have a wonderful weekend, and ladies, stay out of dirty pools and my bathtub, lest you give birth to an amphibian or a half-man, half-ham.