Thursday, June 24, 2004
This just goes to show that people like me can make it in life - they can even become a judge.
The new best thing I've ever read: "'On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench,' the petition reads."
And hey - you have to give the guy credit for offering some comic relief during such a stressful time: "According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend."
I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up. Wow.