Everything is wrong with me
Friday, April 23, 2004
I am at home sick today, dividing my time between my bathroom floor, my bed, and, of course, the kitchen. The culprit is either our bag of Tostito's or our salsa. The evidence: I had both at dinner, and was up sick from about 2:30am to 4:30am. My roommate Ben had some at 2am, and was up sick at 7am. Two fat guys throwing their brains up in a tiny-ass apartment filled with empty beer cans, cigarette butts, and pizza crusts is not a pretty site.

I thought I was starting to feel better, but I just put on some porn and there's not so much as a stir down there. Completely lifeless. So I must be really sick.

Also, smoking pot does NOT make you feel better if you're feeling sick. Who knew?

Have a good weekend. I have to get back to laying around and drinking Pepto-Bismol like it's a vanilla milkshake.

God, I fucking love vanilla milkshakes.

That's enough.

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