Wednesday, April 07, 2004
It has come to my attention that this site is now being tracked by Google. In an effort to draw some new readers, I present to you a completely random list of terms frequently searched on the internet [warning, the following language is explicit]:
Cock ass adult balls sex porno nude pics jizz naked pictures big tits pornography fuck shit pussy hardcore freaky penis cunt video tities sexual pubes cum cockass boob whores semen vagina dick shots sex with a horse sex with a dog doggy style Paris Hilton sex video Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sex video download Anna Kournikova nude pics Janet Jackson breast pics Britney Spears nude Jessica Simpson naked pictures Christina Aguilera dirty New York City Song lyrics Phish Howard Stern New York Yankees Humor American Idol baseball apartments in Manhattan basketball football hockey soccer recipes the Beatles florists Lower East Side Friend’s final episode college admission tips MTV
This is all I can come up with now. If you have any more, please let me know.
And please, continue to pass this on to anyone who you think might find it funny. I would really like to get a BJ out of this, but we’re approaching the two month mark of this site, and I’ve got nothing to show for it, except for the occasional email from a distant friend saying, “Dude, are you alright?” or “If you ever need to talk to anyone, you know I’m here for you” or “Suicide is the coward’s way out – you’re not a coward, are you?”