Everything is wrong with me
Friday, April 30, 2004
Today is probably the busiest professional day I've had in months, so I can't write anything right now.

If you want to kill some time, please check www.thebrushback.com. This is like The Onion, but for sports. Some of my favorite headlines include:

"Lack Of Porn Forces Man To Masturbate To WNBA Game"

"Disciplinarian Parcells Kills Two Rookies With Bare Hands"

"Slobodan Milosevic Drafted In Late 2nd Round Of NBA Draft"

"Ray Lewis Tells Inspirational Story Of How He Overcame Killing A Guy"

"Source: University Of Colorado Recruiting Trips A Fucking Blast"

Very good stuff.

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