Everything is wrong with me
Monday, February 16, 2004
two random thoughts....
1) I got the mail today and in it was the new Maxim with Elisha Cuthbert (from "24") on the cover, and I swear that I almost started playing with myself right there in the lobby. Good lord. Two words: wow and wow. I might have to start watching "24", or start watching her at night, from the bushes, outside her home. I hope she doesn't have dogs.

2) Gatorade is so far superior to Powerade that I'm actually embarrassed for the Powerade people. Really. I mean, they have to know this.

Now for the two greatest shows in television history: "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee" and "Average Joe 2". God bless and good night.

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