Everything is wrong with me
Thursday, February 19, 2004
 
peeing etiquette
I was just in the bathroom taking a piss (bear with me) when a partner comes in and uses the urinal next to mine. While peeing, he sort of arches his back and leans back and starts swaying from side to side, left to right, as if he was trying to paint the whole urinal with his pee. I was tempted to turn to him to say, "You know that I'm right here, right? I'm less than a foot away from you, and you're swaying back and forth all over the place and pissing all over the urinal. Do you know this, or do you just not care?"

Men like these are defending the corporate giants of America and making the world a safer place for the rich and powerful, weird pissing habits and all.



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